Bliss Cruise Day 1 Reviewed!

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Bliss Cruise Day 1 Reviewed

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[laughs][music] You are listening to Swingology, a lifestyle podcast. Swingology is for adult entertainment only, and we're not licensed professionals. Our show features adult themes, language, and descriptions of sexual acts and desires. If you're under 18, this is not the show for you. The ideas and opinions expressed are those of the speaker only and not of any company or entity, and should not be considered professional advice. Now, let's stimulate your mind. I'm Tori Kis. And I'm Steve Kis. And we are recording from the Bliss Cruise. Live.[laughs] And so for the next couple of days we're going to record what it's like each day on the Bliss Cruise, and the whole idea behind this is so we don't forget information, because there's so many activities and people to me and things to do, and we don't want to forget anything. Even just the first day that we've experienced so far, if I hadn't have written notes down at all the meal times, we would have forgotten things already. So honestly, I don't even know where to start. Babe, can you start us off? I mean, I think we should start with waking up in our hotel room. Okay, yeah. So we drove down to Miami on Saturday. We went to a couple of the meetups at the different hotels, fell asleep, and we woke up and drove to the cruise terminal. Should we talk about the meetups? Yes. Let's talk about the meetups. There were several meetups across Miami. We went to two of them. The first room we went to was at the Sheraton, and it was an older crowd. The conference room was smaller, and the microphone was louder. So it was hard to understand what they were saying. But we met some of our friends there. Yes. So I think with that one, that was the Bliss official meetup, and it was at the Sheraton. There was, they were anticipating 800 plus people to arrive, and the meeting room for that hotel couldn't, it wasn't large enough to hold everybody. So there was like spill over into the hallways and spill over into the lobby. So not everyone was in one location. Everyone was kind of all spread out because the, like, the ball room area where they wanted to host the actual event, which just wasn't large enough for everyone. Oh, okay. There's something to say about the Sheraton meetup. So a lot of the swingers thought it was a takeover. And so they came with their swimsuits and swinger outfits, and it wasn't an official takeover. There were some families with children there, and the swingers that were at the pool were like, "Wait a minute, there's kids here." And the poor parents of the kids were like, "Uh, yeah, I can imagine being the parents of the kids." And all of a sudden, like, all these adults would skimpy, skimpy outfits start just like hounding the pool. Yeah, they were like that. And like, outnumber everyone, like, "Why are there 40 adults here that are barely wearing clothes?" Kind of like five kids in the pool. So after some time at that meetup, we decided, you know, we're getting overstimulated here. It's standing room only in this location. We know that there's other meetups around Miami, and we decided to leave and go to one, the other ones. Blue Lagoon. We went to the blue lagoon one. That one, I think, was better suited for the amount of people that were there. Yes. Much larger lobby, much larger outside deck area, and much larger conference room and the music was great. The microphone wasn't too loud, so we actually could understand. There was a dance floor. It was great. I don't think anyone else did meet in Greek hopping, like we had. I'm glad, though. I liked the whole meet in Greek hopping. Yeah, that was fun. We should probably do that again next time. Yeah, we ran into some of our friends at the blue lagoon meetup as well. Yeah, and if we hadn't decided to go to the second one, we wouldn't have ran into them. It was good that I think it was great that we did that. I actually ran into a new person there, and he's not new to Blitzkrieg, but he was my first time meeting him. He was like, "Yeah, so there are different meetups across Miami, and they attract different crowds." So for the most part, look at the travel agency that's hosting or look at the host of the meetup. Whoever kind of congregates with that travel group or that host is the type of clientele that you're going to find at that meetup. And I'm like, "Well, that definitely makes sense." So if you guys that are listening to our podcast are considering going on the Blitzkrieg and looking at meetup options, take a look at the various hosts and what type of clientele that they attract, and that might help you determine which meetup to go to. Exactly. I couldn't set it better myself. Okay. Okay. So moving on, we wake up the next day and we're up at like 6 a.m. because that's normally what time I wake up, and our boarding time is 11.30. So I know like, that's obviously too early to go to the cruise terminal, right, babe? So we have to hang out. Sure. So we go get breakfast, we're hanging out in our room. We are ready to go at 8.30 and we're like, "It's still too early to go to the cruise terminal." Finally, 10 o'clock comes around and I'm like, "Okay, we can go at 10. I know our boarding time is 11.30. Let's go at 10." Yeah, we were itching to go. It was 10. We thought, you know, we're going to be early. That's fine. We'll stay in the short line or whatever and we'll be at the front. Short line. That's what we were thinking. So parking was a breeze. We just pull right in. I think level three had a bunch of open spots. That was easy peasy. Actually, we got right by the elevator because we have a hybrid and there's special hybrid parking right by the elevator. Yeah. And so, Princess parking for us, EA, there was, of course, the cruise terminal parking, they charge you $30 a day.$35. Wow.$35 a night. Yeah. So that was hard to swallow. I'm like, "Damn." You know, maybe we should have done a little bit of pre-planning and then like, ubered over from a different parking lot. I don't know. But like, once you pulled in, like, there's no exit area. It's like, you're paying $35. You can't reverse. There's no exit. Yeah. You're done. There's no u-turn spot. You're in the lane. You're doing this. So we park and we walk over to the terminal. We're all excited thinking, "Okay, we're looking for an empty door." And this is early, guys. This is early. Yeah, we're 90 minutes early from our boarding time. So we walk up and there is a line so long. No, it's like five lines. Yeah. It's just a crowd of people. Yeah. So there were, what it was, designated boarding time lanes. So there was of course one to one thirty, one to twelve thirty, twelve thirty to twelve, twelve to eleven thirty, eleven thirty to eleven. And each of these lanes was completely full and then gone way beyond the extension areas. Now here's the thing. The timelines, the signs were so tiny. Tiny. I didn't even know they were there. I was just seeing faces and people and baggage and a whole bunch of crowd. I was thinking, "Okay, well we have to get to the end of this line." I was thinking it was one big massive line and didn't realize it was five many or not many lines, but five lines. It looked like one massive line, seven people wide by the time you got to the end of it. Because at the end of the line, there was no like guarding rails. There was no ropes. There was no nothing. So it just looked like one mass of line. But as you got closer and you finally got to the sorting area, they were designated time frames. And we were in the exact wrong time frame. Yeah, we were the latest. We had the earliest time slot for us to board, but the line that we accidentally chose was the latest time slot. Oops. We realized as one of the lines we're moving and the other ones were like, "Why is that line moving?" And we're not. And then we went and asked someone and they're like, "Oh, well, that line over there is for the..." 1134 time. That's us. And so by the time we realized that, that line, you couldn't even see the end of it. It was like, "Do we really want to exit our line and then get to the end of that line or just stay in this one?" Yeah. So like it said, the grocery store, the checkout lines, that one's going to be fresh. So we moved over there and then that one's moving faster. We didn't want to be stuck in that sort of situation. Thankfully, we were crossing over to that line and we saw a friend and we just did the whole hog hello thing and then they, we just kind of stuck up with them and no one said anything. So we got inside. It was so super fast. We showed our boarding passes, our passports, we went the baggage claim, super fast, boarded the ship again, super fast. And then when we try to come to our cruise ship, or sorry, our cabin, their hallways were blocked off and they said that the cabins will be available after 1 p.m. So we are holding three carry-on bags between the two of us. I have my purse and I have a devil bag and then you have it at a devil bag and the drinks. Yeah, so it was three, it was three bags and so from 1145-ish, maybe 12. We finally got on at about 1145, yeah. So it was about 1145-21. We were like, okay, we need to occupy ourselves. So we went to one of the, we went to the muster station first. We checked into that. That was very easy and simple, took all a few minutes and then we went to lunch. We went to one of the dining rooms. When jammer cafe. Most of the people on the ship, I think went to that location. At this point, the wind jammer cafe was not overly crowded. There was definitely some empty tables, so we got lucky there. It was interesting. Everyone was dumping their luggage and back carry-on bags over at the first view, few tables. I didn't notice that. Yeah, the first few tables didn't even have people sitting in it. It was just baggage and I was like, wow, that's a lot of baggage. People must be just chilling here waiting for their rooms to become available. Yeah. The buffet, it was amazing. My eyes were kind of bigger than the plate kind of situation. I ate a lot. But that was your biggest meal of the day. Yeah, for sure. And I over ate, if anything. I definitely knew I over ate and I was feeling stuffed afterward and then carrying all that baggage around the ship while I tried to explore a little bit. It was a lot. So you took some notes about the day one. Are there anything on the notes at this point that we should start to talk about? So one of the locations that we went to while we waited for a room to become available is my wife went to the spa and got a tour of the spa location. Yeah, so I personally love... If anyone has cruise on celebrity cruises or rural Caribbean, I can't vouch for the other cruise lines because I haven't traveled with them yet. But at the spa, there is a little, I call it a sanctuary, but I think they call it Vitality at sea. And it's a tucked away little spa area that has heated beds, steam room, sauna, and like a rainforest type of shower. And it's just a place that limited a lot of people can go if you pay the extra fee. And it's to get away from the hustle and bustle of the cruise ship and relax and unwind. And so I'm easily overstimulated. So I knew going into this cruise that I would want that depending on the price point. But sometimes they overpress it. And so I took a tour of the spa and was able to sign up for that. And another benefit of having that access is that you have access to the larger showers. So if you don't really like tiny little bathrooms in your cabin or the tiny little showers in your cabin, well, you could just take your shower goodies, your soaps and whatnot, take it with you to Vitality at Spa and use their giant showers and get all pramped for formal night there. That's my plan. The downside, spouses, is that when your wife gets the Vitality Spa membership package, it is per person, not per cabin. So while she goes off to her super large shower and super large mirror and sink and prep area, you're back at your cabin using what you got going on. Well, that's another nice thing though, because then he can use the cabin bathroom and she can go off and use her and they're not fighting for counter space because they're, you know, it's a great, that's what our viewers, I think it's worth it this time. I personally have a budget in my head. If it's $200, I don't want to spend $200. But if it's $100, I definitely want to get it for $100. But what's the middle ground? So we have this conversation on Friday or Saturday. Yeah, we did. And I was like, babe, you know, just do your thing. Don't worry about the price. And then she said that, you know, she wouldn't feel good if it was a certain amount and then it was right in the middle between the two points she ended up getting it. But it changes all the time. So on this cruise, it was $150 for the week. And I'm like, okay, that's worth it in my opinion, because I overstimulate easily. So that's definitely worth it to have that security that escaped that location to go to plus the bigger sheriff for getting prepped. So after I did the tour at the spa, what did we do then? We waited in the boardwalk. We waited in the boardwalk and talked to a unicorn for a little bit while we waited for a room to become available. It was the promenade. That's where all the stores are. Not the boardwalk. The boardwalk is outside with the carousel. I mean, it was a walkway with all the stores. There are some pop-up tables and they were handing out little, the little ID cards, the kinky or the bi-play. That dislocation where this table is, they have all these little tag identifiers you add to your lanyard. And so some of the tag identifiers I have on mine now say, "Hall pass, DTF down to fuck." There's big dick energy and kinky. Yes. And then mine is just ask. Because for me, it's all about the vibe. Sometimes I'm feeling freaky. Sometimes I'm feeling solo. Just ask his mind. And their other tag options was newbie, full swap, soft swap, girls only. And then there was a fill in the blank. Let's see. At one point, we got in the elevator and we were talking as we got in. And as we walked in the elevator, you said, "Show me your boobs." But the lady who was standing in the elevator thought you were talking to her. And she was completely like, "Wait, what? No." And she was shy and embarrassed a little. But I noticed she was wearing the ID tag of newbie. So poor girl. Well, a little more to that story is that the theme night was professors and teachers and teachers. A little bit like high school flashback. High school flashback, yes, thank you. And I was wearing, I think at the time, my professor outfit and you were in your school girl outfit. And I was being a little dominating. I was a professor of anatomy. Yes. And so when I said, "Show me your boobs," I followed it up with for science. That was the whole thing. Show me your boobs for science. And then, of course, she was like, "How dare you ask me?" We weren't really talking to her. You were just talking to me and went, "As you walked in." Yeah. Oh, it was tall. Oh my gosh. The story, yes. Shortly after that moment, we're in this elevator and it becomes crowded. You couldn't move a couple inches because they were standing in the room only. When I thought, "Okay, this next group of people won't come in the elevator because it's already crowded." No, they pushed in. They didn't care. And I was like, "Well, damn, okay." So we're standing in this very, very crowded elevator. We're going up one floor at a time. People are playing hopscotch to get out of the elevator because they're in the rear and they need to get out now. In the rear? People were moving around. At some point, it's this person's time to leave and they're right in front of me. They reached behind them and grabbed my arm and start pulling me out of the elevator. And I kind of just go with it. I'm like, "Why?" Okay. She was pretty. So this pretty woman grabs my arm, starts pulling me out of the elevator. I literally walk out of the elevator with this woman and she starts talking a little bit before she turns around and realizes that she has grabbed the wrong person. And I said, "I don't know where we're going, but this is fun." That's why I said. You're like, "Oh, you were not my friend." And I was like, "You could take him whenever you want sweetheart." Yeah, that was a great moment. We all had a bunch of laughs. We introduced each other, exchanged our select cards and separated. What happened after that? We went to our room. There was one of our bags there at the room, right? No, we were able to get access to our room, finally, and drop off our duffel bags. So then we were finally a little relaxed, but we're still waiting for our main suitcases. And we had a shoe bag, Steve's luggage, Tori's luggage. And I think there was one more. So, our most of our check to luggage, the stuff where we could decorate our doors and everything. Most of that was not here at the room yet. So all we had was what we carried with us. We went to a couple meet and greet, so while we waited for our baggage to arrive, met some people. Some of these people were amazing. Like, great. You know sometimes when you meet a couple and you're like, "These are amazing people, but I probably am not going to play with them." It's not about playing, it's about connection. No, I agree. That's the point I'm trying to make. Oh, good. I'm failing at that. The point I'm trying to make is like, I would definitely hang out with these people repeatedly. They had great stories, they were entertaining. But for some of them, you just know that you're not meant to go physical. It's just not meant to be that way. And I look forward to hanging out with at least one of those couples tomorrow, or maybe today, just to be around them. You're great people. Not so much. I really hope that that's how people see me sometimes, because I don't give off that playful vibe energy, but I definitely play full in more of a charismatic sense, I think, right? And so I hope people, when I hang out with me, even though they might get that vibe that I'm never going to play. Me too. Because I like to party. And sometimes I do play. Anyway, not about me. We actually connected with a handful of people before the cruise, because on Facebook, there's some groups, and then on Telegram, there's some chat groups, and so a lot of the bliss cruisers, not all of them, because there's like what, 6,000 of us, about 1,000. 6,678. Wow. Okay. About a third of that number are on various chat apps, so we could connect before the cruise. So you actually and I, we've been kind of diving into that before the cruise to gear up and see who we can meet. Right. So there's a few symphony of the C's chat groups, and I think the one that was probably the favorite chat group was the Telegram one, because even the Facebook ones, they were, someone would send like a topless photo, and then the admins would get like a notice. Any more nude photos, and you guys are going to get banned. Really? Wow. Facebook was just the worst. Like you can't use Facebook for any kind of like adult fun, nothing. So I thought like the other, I thought there was nudy pictures on the chat. They came out and the admins were like, listen, you guys got to stop with these photos. We're going to get banned, blah, blah, blah. That chat group exists, and there are conversations that happen there, but I think the entertaining content, the group was definitely in Telegram. Telegram had by far the largest members. Interesting conversations were happening over there. People were sending like videos of them and their spouses, like trying to spice up, you know, anticipation for other people to want to meet them and all kinds of different things. My husband made flashcards for me of various people that he and for himself, not just for me, but of various people that we were chatting with, their picture with their name on it. So we could see, okay, well, what does Adam and Eve look like? He'll, Adam looks like this. Okay. So we're looking around like, oh, there's Adam now. So we found him and said we had their name and their picture together on our phone. That was convenient. I mean, honestly, you chat with all these people online, not even just the people that you want to meet, the people that you end up like filtering through. So like, you'll start or you'll have conversations with 40 or 50 people maybe, right? And then over time, you realize, yeah, they're not going to be our vibe. You know online, you're not going to be at the vibe. The conversation just kind of fades away and you allow it to fade away. And then other people will start communicating with you and you're like, I really enjoy these people's energy. I want to be, I want to meet them. And so that's couple number one. And then by the time you get to the cruise, you have like 12 couples or whatever you want to meet. That's a lot of names to remember. Most people like the names. When you haven't even met them yet, you haven't met them yet and you're already like supposed to have remembered all their names. And it's like, no, I need flashcards. Yeah. So Steven, I have name necklaces that we wear to most play meetups and to most LS events. LS events, thank you. We have a pool friendly version. That's like a plastic and we have B letters. And then we have more of a shiny silver version. That's for dressy nights. I like to this one. I dressy one all the time. Yeah. So we met a couple of those people on the flashcards while we waited for our luggage to arrive. We came back to the room a couple times thinking that a luggage would be there and it wasn't. It was very hot. We found out. Very humid. Here's the thing. We found out that the balcony door has to be closed and locked in order for the AC to work in the cabin. So we're talking about the cabin space specifically. We didn't find that out until like 5 p.m. Right. And it's humid in Miami. We got into the room. It was not cold. It wasn't warm. I think it was upon entry. And then we opened the balcony door. Our room has a balcony. Just to check out the balcony, of course. I think we just didn't lock it properly. And so because it wasn't locked properly, the AC of the room had shut off and we just were not notified. We didn't know. As we stayed in the room and started sweating our asses off, we were like, why is it so hot in here? We go out into the hallway. It'd be nice and chill and cool. This doesn't make any sense. We even called at some point the customer service and said the AC and our room was broken. And they go, no, you have to shut the door to your room, sir. And they spoke to you like a child. You know, like the people like, no, sir, you have to shut the door and you have to lock it. Once you lock it, the AC will turn on. Here's another thing about balcony doors because you guys are learning lessons from us. So don't make the same mistakes that we made. That's the whole point of telling you. We didn't make this mistake, but a few cabins down as we were walking through the hall. I overheard their conversation and they made this mistake. They had the balcony door open and they opened the hallway door at the same time. And there's like a vacuum and everything just got blown off of their side table or something. Yeah. No, it was their door decorations. The moment their balcony door is wide open and they opened their cabin door and all their door decorations went sucked into the room and tried to go out the balcony. Yeah. There was this crazy vacuum. So just be careful. If you get a balcony, that door should be closed. And if the hallway door is open and whatnot, just be careful with that. I mean, they had like loose, flowing, dangly decorations. So I mean, it was getting caught in the wind. I mean, that's a little funnel section thing, whatever that happened. Moving on. Don't listen to me right now. I'm going to edit. It's a lot of editing. I like editing. Don't edit too much. Oh, we forgot. At the pre-cruise meet and greet. We'll talk about that as this prize later. Okay. While we were waiting for our bags to show up, my wife wanted to make dinner reservations at the various. Right. So when we booked the bliss cruise, I requested like a 515 dinner or whatnot and we got any time. I'm like, okay, fine. Anytime is not terrible. But when we get on the cruise ship, let's see if we can get a steady dinner time with the same server because personally, I like a little bit of consistency in life. Variety is fantastic. But some consistency is also fantastic in its own way. So if I can have the same dinner table with the same host, at least that's something every day that's consistent. And so I can enjoy more of the spontaneity outside of dining, right? Okay. Just go with me here. And what I found out is that we can go to the matredee and request that. Well, I did. I guess I didn't talk to the actual matredee. I spoke to some other host. And they're like, okay, we'll just talk to your server. So finally, we went to dinner that night. And we spoke to the server, wonderful girl, beautiful accent and just lovely lady. And I said, can we have you every night? Can we have you as our server? And she said, she said yes. I'm still confused because we don't have a set dinner time. And I think we're going to get different tables all the time, which kind of defeats the purpose. Yeah. But it's nice to have the same server. I mean, there's not much to say about it. We're going to get the same waitress. They will not book a specific time for the main dining hall. It is first come, first serve come as you are, you get whatever is available. They allow you to choose to sit amongst yourselves like you and your partner, or if you want to sit at a group table. That's how it normally is. So you go there, they say, do you want to sit alone? Or do you want to sit with a group of people at a big table? It depends on how many people are trying to eat at that time because we went kind of early at dinner time. And so we could get a two-seater easily. And then as we were leaving, there was a line waiting for a table. So how was dinner Steve? What did you have for dinner? So for dinner because listen, we ate lunch at noon and we were eating dinner at six. So sure, there's a good spread there, I suppose. But I had eaten a lot and I was not feeling that much hunger. And I was anticipating a lot of play with a particular couple that evening. I was just kind of like, I don't want to eat a full meal right now. I'm about to be like engaging a lot of physical activity. So let me kind of keep it light. So I had a Caesar salad with the grilled chicken. And that was it. That was it. You even had not even a full biscuit. The bread that they pulled out, you took a little corner. Yeah. I mean, I just, I wasn't that hungry to start. And then on top of that, I was prepping my body for an adventurous evening. And then you know what? Thank God I did because the story, the story is amazing. Hang tight with us because he's going to get to that story. I haven't heard it yet. We made this deal where if we separate it at night and yeah, we separate it last night. But that's okay. If we separate it at night, we'll tell each other about it on the microphone. So you guys are going to get the first response out of our spouses about what we did. Yeah, that's exciting. So I don't know what my wife did last night and she doesn't know what I did last night. Right. Okay. So about food because we're jumping. Right, right, right. I came to the lunch. I only had fruit. I didn't want to eat a bunch of food because we were carrying bags around. I was walking around a lot and I had just literally downed a red bowl in the line. So I didn't want to eat a lot of food. So I just had fruit. But by the time dinner came, I was starving. Like I was ready to eat at four o'clock. I was so hungry. So I had a scar go in butter and garlic and it was so yummy and so amazing. I had two of the biscuits that they had with the cheese baked on top. It was so yummy and so delicious. And then what did I have? It's like spaghetti, bowl and eggs or something. And a little bit of the chocolate cake. I didn't really eat all much of that, but it was okay. Yeah. And I remember trying some of that. It kind of reminded me of a version of tiramisu, Boston chocolate cake. There was a hint of clove in it. That was yummy. That was good. Yeah. So then we came back to the room. Our luggage was here. We unpacked. Finally our luggage arrived after dinner, after dinner. We took showers and that felt amazing. Oh my God. So yeah, once we got back, we took showers. The showers was great because we were sticky and sweaty with humidity and the heat of the room. And we took cool showers and that totally reset our mindset and reset like, oh, I feel fresh. So then we put on our schoolgirl outfit and professor outfit and we took video. So if you don't follow me on TikTok, go to TikTok and search ToriKist. I think the handle is at ToriKist and there might be a ToriKist. It's either ToriKist or ToriKist. Anyway, and I'm going to be putting video of what we wear each night. So you can see our costumes. You can check us out over there or on Instagram, but I'm mostly on TikTok these days. I remember a story. Remember when we were sitting at dinner? There was a table behind us and that table was a group of people. And. I do. It didn't take long during our dinner to realize that there was only one person at that table talking and everyone else was just, there's a storyteller at that table. You know, I must say though, if you're listening to this and that might be you, I like those people because I like to listen. I talk a lot on the podcast, sure, but I really like listening. So if you are a chatter, I'm one of those listeners that you can just chat for a long time. Just keep chat and I'm going to listen and I'm going to ask you a question. So yeah, there was a chatter at that table and you had a really interesting mustache, right? Oh, yeah, definitely one of those curl up mustaches and then a beard that went down probably to where your nipples would be. He was a character. Yeah, he definitely was a character and he was a great storyteller. So yeah, I wasn't mentioning him to dog him. Like, like he was entertaining the table. So what was he talking about, Steve? So the guy at one point talks about his experience about the first rentable sex robot in Bulgaria. Oh my gosh. I do remember that. It was the first AI sex robot or whatever that you could talk to. Can you imagine? Like what? Putting your penis in a six robot. No, I can't. I just know. Like not even, I'm sure it's not out. I'm sure there's some level of physical pleasure there, but like I just can't imagine like that doesn't do anything for me. It just doesn't. We're not keeping shaving at all. No, that's true. Yeah, I mean. Can you imagine fingering it? I wonder if it's wet inside. It has to be wet inside. What's interesting is I would love to see the AI sex robot and like just ask it questions. What do you mean? If it's an AI robot, what do you do for a living? Have sex. I'm not living. I'm plugged in. That's true. I wouldn't say I'm living. I mean, you got me there. But I mean, I would just have fun with it. You're going to have fun with a sex robot? Damn it. No. Yes, but in my own way. See what I'm saying? Anyway, I think it would be interesting to ask it questions and see what prompts it would come up with. And then like, listen to it, maybe try to turn you on or something. All right, so let's go to Bulgaria and find it. Jesus. I'm good. All right. So what's next on our news list? We had agreed to go after dinner there was the under 40s meet and greet. Right under 45. Yep. Under 45 meet and greet. We went there on this particular meet and greet. We had I had been chatting with a few of the couples and the chat groups and I thought it would be a great idea to tell everyone like, hey, listen, we're going to be at this meet and greet. Why don't you meet us there? Mm hmm. Okay. So we had three couples that went to this meet and greet specifically to meet us. Well, I think they were under 45. They were going to see who's there. And that one couple that sat to my right, they were looking for other friends too, but they were with us for a while. Yep. So there was one couple there that was specifically there to see us. Okay. And they got a little grrr that they, other people were getting involved. Oh. In fact, they got so grrr about it that they essentially blocked us. They blocked us. From communication. Oh no. The first couple that sat down with us. Oh, that's unfortunate. It's okay. Hey, I thought I was being a good friend. Like, yeah, introduce like even if you couldn't vibe with us, there's other people here. Let me introduce you to other people. Exactly. Like, isn't that what the life style is about? Honestly, when they left the table, I thought it was because she had drank too much. There had been some of that. And there's more to that story and I'll share with you off. Yeah, off the mic. So the last couple that came us to down with us at that meet and greet is actually. Now, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Before we go into the story, so me and my wife had agreed that at some point, if we wanted to, we could split off and separate. And I don't know what my wife did and she doesn't know what I did so far. But I said, you know, how was your night? And she said, my night was okay. And she asked me how my night was. I said, it was fucking amazing. And so based on that response alone, I want you to go first and tell me your night before I go into my story. I wasn't there yet, but okay. I guess I'll skip what I was about to say. Okay. So I'm with this last couple at the meet and greet. You say, I'm going to go to the room and get I be profan or something. Yes. So I'm going to go to the room and put a patch behind my ear for the way. That's what it was. That's what it was. There's some waves. I'm not feeling queasy in my stomach, but I don't want to get there, right? So I kind of want to be like preventative. Yeah, I was preventative. You were hitting it off. Plus, you know, I was wearing my schoolgirl outfit and the chairs were made of this plastically plethora material. And so like my thighs kept sticking and I didn't like that feeling. So I wanted to change my clothes. So I come into the room, put on some more comfortable clothes, rest for probably 20 minutes and just kind of decompress. You desensitize. Yeah, yeah, that. And I decide, you know, I want to go see if I can find a quiet place to just stargaze and enjoy the breeze and the wind and be alone but outside of the cabin, right? And not on the balcony. Like I want to be out in public space so as someone can see me and we can talk. And I don't want to be in a crowd, right? So I get, you know, my beach towel in case it's cold, I can do this a blanket and I go outside and explore the entire ship. I go to the sports stack. It's super, super windy up there. So I'm like, okay, this is an ad. I'm walking around. I find a freaking ice skating rink on this ship and it was right. What? Yeah, I found a playroom but couples only even single women cannot go in. So I'm like, okay, well, I found another playroom. Got it. I can't find a place to just sit back and relax. Do you remember on the celebrity summit, there was that deck. It wasn't the walking deck but there was like a deck, I think it was below it. And there was these benches and it was just we stared out in the ocean and there was like no one there. Sure. It was the quiet benches and because it was included and it was like indented into the ship a little bit that the wind wasn't affected. Exactly. I was finding, trying to find a place like that couldn't find it. I don't even think that place exists on this ship. Yeah, because there is an area where you can walk on the deck and it's indented but they turned that into a running track. There's no benches there. Right. So I did walk on the running track. Okay. But they didn't have any benches like you said. So anyway, I decided to come back to the room and I was going to change my clothes again because I realized I was too comfortable and everyone was getting fancy and still sweaty. No. You had sent me a message on the cruise app at 11. 11. 11. 11. Okay. There you go. We're waking up at 6 a.m. and being travel day. I lasted a long time. Sure. Because I normally go to sleep at 9 on a regular day. Facts. So how was your day Steve? Tell me the juicy details. Okay. So my day was amazing. Without mentioning names, I hung out with the couple. We continued to the vibe. Several experiences before. So I don't know how new be you are after several experiences. But they are still within their first year of the lifestyle. That's been a minute. Yeah. They were happy to engage me in the chat conversations before we got here. We were doing in-person vibes. I was picking up that she was into me, but she was not. She was one of those people that she's not going to initiate anything. She's waiting for the man to be a man. She's like me then. Yes. Exactly. She was a lot like you. I knew you and I know how you are. I took assumptions. I asked, of course, permission to touch. And she was like, yes, please. She had been waiting. There you go. At some point, her husband left and got a drink. I asked her some questions. I was asking her questions about her husband specifically. And I was like, so tell me a little bit about him. What is he like? What is he not like in terms of play? Does he like to be involved? Or does he like to just watch? And he gets involved, is there a particular thing that he enjoys? Because I was trying to like, I think most people, when they get into these situations, they just focus on the woman and just fuck the woman. But really, the husband is there. He's getting something out of it too. Absolutely. And you have to think about him. And so I was taking that moment to see if there's anything I could do to make it better for him while I played with his wife. So we continue to talk. And then at some point, it was like, hey, do you want to go explore the playrooms and go check them all out? And I was like, sure, I can go check out the playrooms with you guys. That's fine. We look into the brochure. And as I'm reading the details, I let them know. I was like, listen, we went to the dungeon first. Okay. There was a dungeon on the promenade or like on the not deck five, but I think it was deck six. Okay. I thought it was a restaurant, but it wasn't. It was like restaurant, restaurant, restaurant. And all of a sudden there was a line of people going out the door and I'm like, what's this place? And there was a bunch of logging going on inside. And there was a woman being suspended upside down on ropes. Her head was like a couple feet off the ground. And she was tied up and people were like, I say people, there was two people. One was watching over her. And there was another two people. One was caressing her body with her hands. And the other guy was like, fingering her clit while she is upside down. And she was squarming like a worm. Her arms and legs were bound. So she couldn't move her arms or legs. And so she looked like kind of like a worm trying to prevent herself from having an orgasm upside down on the rope. That's so situational. Wow. And there must have been 60 to 70 couples sitting on dining room tables surrounding this little stage watching this happen. I thought we were going to sit down and watch. But the couple that I was with, they're like, you know, I think we've seen everything here. Let's go on to the next room. Okay. So we immediately left and went on to the next playroom, which we couldn't go in because it was couples only. And we were at that point technically a thrupal. Right. And we looked through the brochure and it was like, there was only one room we could technically go in at that point. And so that was the deck three jewel in conference room. Yeah, the conference room. We walked into the playroom. What does it look like? I haven't been there yet. So there was there's two playrooms one off to the and down this hallway, there's two playrooms. One to the right one to the left. We walked into the one to the right first. That playroom had a lot of beds and there were curtains, but they were all mostly open. So you can kind of see what was going on to beds off to your left, off to your right, down the hall a little bit. You could there was definitely having a little bit more of an open atmosphere, but you certainly couldn't see like the other end of the room. Like there was just too many curtains and stuff like that going on. So there was lots of people playing, lots of people moaning. There wasn't too many people watching. And the playrooms are there was some couches. They were all empty. Okay. So it was a boy or a friendly, but there wasn't many lawyers. Yes. We had done a lap around the entire playroom while we were doing the lap. I was telling the husband, listen, all right. I told the wife. I was like, listen. I don't know if we're about to engage in play right now, but if we are, I just want to let you know, I have to pee first. Okay. I had full bladder syndrome going on right there. I was holding my pee already. And she's like, yeah, me too. So with the bathroom's close by. We exited that playroom and then the wife said, you know, I need to use the restroom. And then the husband said, yeah, me too. And I was like, yeah, me three. Well, we just met at the bar. So that made sense. But before we went to the restroom, we crossed the hall to the other playroom across the way. So now we are off into the playroom onto the left. This playroom was, it had the same beds and same curtain setups except all the curtains were essentially closed, almost all of them. So you were in a playroom where you could hear everybody having sex, but you couldn't almost see anyone having sex. Okay. So it was almost private. Eventually like a closed off private room where you were every bed was private. You could leave that main like front curtain open and there was a couple that were, but most of them were closed and people were just having sex and closed curtain beds. Okay. So what happened? Like, tell me the good. We went, did a quick walk around there and then we went to the bathroom. While we were in the bathroom, I told the husband, do you guys typically like to engage and play it in the playrooms or do you like to like play in more private settings? The husband asked me a considerate question. He goes, I mean, would you prefer we play in the playroom or would you prefer we play in a private room? I liked that question. I said, listen, it's the first time I'm playing with you guys. I think it would be better if it was more private set. When we went out and met the wife out in the hallway, of course, he's going to ask why do you want to play in the playroom or do you want to play in the private room? He was going to go with whatever she said. She was sensitive to smells and she didn't like the smell that one of the playrooms was giving off and she would just prefer a more private play. So we went off to their room right after that. And their room was? Their room was on that same deck. Oh my God. So we literally walked around the corner, five rooms down and we're here. I was like, wait, really? That's even better. She's like, yeah, that playroom's so inconveniently placed for me. She was saying that in a playful way, of course. We walk into their room and I'm not exactly sure how they want to start. I don't know if they want to vibe and chat a little bit first while we're in the playroom or I'm sorry in their room or if we're just going to go right into it. And so I'm waiting for one of them to make the first indication on what we're going to do. I'm more like if it's a nonverbal signal or we're going to sit down on the couch and the husband walks right up in front of his wife and starts kissing the wife and starts caressing her body. Yeah. So I walked up behind her and I start caressing her neck and he starts not caressing. I start kissing her neck and he's caressing her neck on the other side. And so we're just giving her all of our attention, right? We got her naked. We placed her on the bed. He blindfolded her. We started giving her like sensory play a little bit. I'm going to be honest with you. For the first five minutes, I was starting to become concerned. I wasn't getting like hard aroused. Okay. So I started to go down on her, like listening to her moan and squirm and I could hear her him talking to her like, oh, you like that, don't you? Okay. So he knows what he's doing down there. And then he was telling her like, oh no, you have to be quiet. He was being very dumb and- Good daddy energy. Yeah, daddy energy. Okay. He was definitely bringing that. It got to the point where she basically comes out and says, okay, I need dick now. Yes. That's something I would say. She says, I need dick now. And so I am still not hard at that moment. Oh no. And so I'm still not like overly concerned. So he comes out and plops his dick on her face and it's a, I'm like, that looks like my dick. Oh. It was big and I'm like, that looks like my dick. Nice. Like exactly. I'm like, I'm like, and so I'm looking at, I probably looked at it a little bit too long and he noticed I was looking at his dick a lot and I think he noticed mine wasn't working at the moment. And I just grabbed the, the silicone lube because I had it. I had brought some and- You're welcome. I had applied it and of course that immediately did the trip. So his dick isn't her mouth and I start inserting and we start having a great time. He played for like 30 minutes. She squirted all over the place and then we had to take a break after her squirting and we took a break. And we just started talking and had a conversation that was, it was great. We were laughing. We were joking. We were giggling. While we were talking, I was caressing her body. She appreciated that and we were reminiscing about our recent experience and then they had listened to one of our podcasts. Yeah, I was about to say when we met them at the bar, they are listeners and that's how they found us. So when they came and they said, Hey, you're Tori and Steve and I was like, Hi, who are you? And I listened to your podcast and I was like, Oh my God, that's amazing. I'm actually meeting listeners. I was so inspired to make more content. I was so happy. After the break, they had asked, Hey, would you like a little double-vage penetration? They asked the wife. Oh, fun. And she was like, Yes. And so they asked me, How do we make this happen? Because they had never done it before. And so I'm like, Okay. So usually the longest dick is flat on his back on the bottom. I was like, logistically because if she's going to be grinding and moving, you need the longest tool, you're kind of identical. That's exactly what happened. So we compare dick sizes on top of her face. I love it. We compare our dick sizes on top of her face. And I was like, So you have to suck each dick and tell us who's got the bigger dick. And so she's like, I don't know. They're so similar. It was great. And so I was like, Well, baby girl, you got to pick one to jump on. And so she's like, I want to ride you. And so I'm like, Okay. So I laid down on my back in her puddle of squirt on the bed, by the way. It was freezing cold. And she, she mounts me. It was great. She's, she's riding good. And then the husband is like, Listen, I'm sorry. I have to watch this for a little bit. Of course. So she, his face is like right there. Like right where my insertion is. Okay. And so she's grinding away. He's right there. And he asks like, Is it okay if I touch you? Okay. And I was like, Sure, he's sticking his fingers into her vagina. Like I guess it was probably more for preparation. You know, I love like getting, getting the area ready. His fingers inserted into her vagina adds like another level of like tightness that felt pretty good. I'm not going to lie. Yes. I did like that. I mean, I haven't done a good job explaining it in the story. But I was given her some daddy energy as well. Yes. And so I'm kind of like controlling her face and neck at this moment. Okay. Like right above me. So she can't move. And I was forcing her to make eye contact with me while she's still grinding. And she's loving it. Oh, yeah. Of course. She's loving every minute of it. And then so he was like, Okay. So how do I stick it in now? And I'm like, so I'm like, you have to use my dick as a ramp for your dick and slide your dick inside her. That is so hot. And so he's like, Okay. And so he's, he pops his dick down on top of mine. And then slides the dick up into her vagina following my dick as a slide into her. Yeah. Of course, he was long enough. We were able to do it. Yeah. Her facial expressions will live in my memory forever. She was giving the best facial expressions and she was moning so loud and she was having the time of her life. Yes. Because she was having the time of her life that made me like, have the time of my life. And then when I started moning to like how amazing it was, the dude was like, This is the best fucking moment of my life. And he was having the time of his life. And so we were all feeding off each other's like amazing time of our life's energy. And she was like, I'm going to come. And when she said, I'm going to come, he was like, Are we all about to come right now? Oh my God. And then like, I fucking came so fucking hard right there. And then he was like, Oh, I got up coming. That's amazing. We all had an orgasm right there at the fucking time. It was, yeah, it was amazing. I'm so happy that happened. After that moment, we were just chilling. We kind of went back into chill mode and was just kind of reliving our moment and reliving the experiences, talking about how they've had several males come and play with them. But it was, they've never had that kind of experience before. Yeah. And it was like, I was like off the charts. And I'm like, yeah, we definitely need to redo this again. There was conversation about including you next time in some capacity. Sure. You need a fantastic connection on day one. And I'm so happy to hear that. Yeah, it was amazing. That's so incredible. I came back to the room. My wife is sleeping in bed. So I have to take a shower because I know that's what she would prefer. So I take a shower. I'm trying to be quiet. I'm not being very successful at being quiet. I'm still awake. So I go out to the balcony and I kind of just chill out there. I see this moon bow for lack of a better word. I'm like, what the hell is this? It's a moon bow. It was a halo of light that went from horizon to horizon and having Googled what a moon bow is. It wasn't a moon bow. But I think it was just-- It was similar to a rainbow bow with the moon. There was no moon though. And that's why I-- It was no moon. There was no moon. That's why I can't call it a moon bow. But it was a bow of light. And I think it was light from the ship reflected off of the storm that was on the horizon. I was just a peaceful way to end the night. Yeah. It was nice. It was very nice. And my alarm went off at 6 in the morning because I forgot to turn off my phone and alarms. And then I went and got your coffee. Yes. And here we are podcasting about day one. Stay tuned for day two in two weeks, first and 15th of every month. That's when I release a podcast. You're going to hear all about day two. Day two is next. All right guys. So tune in and stimulate your mind. Stimulate your minds. Thank you so much for listening to Swingology. I'm truly honored to have you as a listener. If you liked what you've heard, consider subscribing to our podcast or connecting with us on social media. The links can be found with the episode show notes. This is Tori Kist reminding you to stimulate your mind.[MUSIC][Music]