Bliss Cruise Day 3 & 4 - 2025

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Bliss Day 3 & 4 2025

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[laughs][music] You are listening to Swingology, a lifestyle podcast. Swingology is for adult entertainment only, and we're not licensed professionals. Our show features adult themes, language, and descriptions of sexual acts and desires. If you're under 18, this is not the show for you. The ideas and opinions expressed are those of the speaker only and not of any company or entity, and should not be considered professional advice. Now, let's stimulate your mind. Welcome back to another episode of Swingology, a lifestyle podcast. We are your host, Tori Kist. And Steve Kist. And today we are talking all about being on the Bliss Cruise 2025 November sailing. Days three and four. Three and four, because... Why not? Sometimes shit happens. Okay, that's... You know what? There's been a lot of arguments between couples that we have witnessed on this cruise. Oh my lord, what is going on? I can tell you. You know why? I'm going to be a little annoying for a moment. Mercury is in much a great. It went much a great on day one of the cruise. So all of the schedule conflicts, all of the little glitches here and there, all the little disagreements and communications. I mean, if you like patterns and astrology, it is explaining all of that. And that is probably why we are merging two days into one into this episode. But that's cool because... That's okay to be different. I love different. Okay, so let's rewind our brains to day three. Now, guys, you know, we are recording this the morning of day five. So we have to like go back and we just woke up and have... To the future. Haven't had breakfast yet. So, okay, day three was a sea day. Not a come day for everyone, but a sea day where you're stuck out at sea. All day long, there are amazing pool parties and fun games by the pool and friends and bars and what was your favorite thing? Connecting with people that I felt were a lot like us. Yes. So my husband has... He's a social butterfly, especially online. He loves to connect and make connections. It's the same word I just said. Before we get to a destination. So we have connections. So we were able to catch up with several people that he... Had a bank in many getting with. I was just going to say connecting again. Yeah. And it was just great. We got a sun... We were out at the sunset bar, which is the bar in the shade and the very back of the ship, overlooking the aft, right? Everything behind the ship. It was beautiful scenery. And we were just throwing back the drinks of the day, which was... What was the drink of the day? Was that the hot wife drink? It wasn't. That was a different. Okay. So the day three, drink the day was... Yeah. Vodka, grapefruit and cranberry. And I don't remember the name. They made up some name for it. Okay. That's little pasties. We... Nothing. Pasties. Or... Us pasties? We're white. We're very, very pale. Yeah. We're very pale people. So we cannot be in the sun very long. So we have to find shade. So we spent most of our time inside. Was that the day I... The time that we made the hot date inside in the shade? No. That was the day before. Three. You see guys, this is why we record each day normally because we start blurring all the days together. It's all fun. It's all fun. The big notables on day three was our play session. Didn't we have a play session? No, maybe that was day two. No. Don't make fun of me. What was the theme for day three? Was it the fairy tales? I'm pulling up all of our days. Because we did not dress up in fairy tales. We were going to. Day one was studs and bunnies. Day two was Gatsby's. Day three was fairy tales. And for day three we had an alcove. Right. Okay. Okay. So what's... A cabana. Which was later named cabana by the ship. There's a difference though, guys. Okay. So when I say the word cabana, you're probably thinking poolside, shady cabana with maybe loungers and you have like maybe water bottles or something like that. That's you. A cabana. But this is an alcove. This is different. Not by a pool. It's by a grassy lawn. And there's no hot tub around. There's no water really around this area of the ship. And they are... It is a cabana. It is a cabana. I mean, kind of the Jutsons version of a cabana. It's very futuristic. It's not shaped like a cabana. It's supposed to have a shade if it's not windy. But it was super windy that day. So they had all the shades closed. It was just straight sun. And we need shade. We need shade. Literally the only reason why we got the cabana. I think it was like $350 for the entire day. And we were like, well, if we're going to be out there socializing, it's worth it. Let's just do it. But they would not close the shape. So we were over to customer service and refunded it. Yeah, and then we got to refund because we were like through on you. But we're supposed to have a cabana or an alcove tomorrow. If you go to the celebrity website, you can see what we're talking about. And it comes with benefits. It comes with unlimited beers. There's like two bottles of wine. And it comes with food service, a butler. So like, I don't know about the unlimited beers. I think it's a bucket. A bucket, whatever. I mean, we don't drink beer. So to us, it's unlimited. It's just beer drinkers out there. They'd be like, what? But the beautiful thing is my whole point of getting it was to be able to share it with people and socialize, right? Like come get this and hang out, you know? Anyway, so hopefully we can do that later on and we'll tell you all about it. Okay. The things I remember just synch typically on day three was at night. We didn't go to the theme party because we felt rebellious and we wanted to do our own thing. So we went to a cozy little nook and we're watching the stars. And on the way back to our cabin when it got really late, I don't know, close to midnight, I'm thinking we had a walk by the lawn, which is where the alcoves are. But this time it was night. It was like midnight. That was called sex under the stars and it was an orgy, all in all the alcoves and all in the lawn and it was very erotic and sensual and sexy. That was the day that we decided to cancel all of our specialty dining reservations. Yes, we did. We had one scheduled almost every other day for the rest of the cruise ship, but we liked the blue dining experience so much that we were like, why don't we need to pay more for more dining when blue is already amazing. Yeah, I think we did mention that in the previous episode, but the blue restaurants, it's pretty yummy, pretty good stuff. That or you could just go to main dining. Also on day three, we were hanging out with friends at the sunset bar, which is at the back of the ship. There was a pool party going on, which was a car wash. Okay, okay, okay, okay. We're blurring some things when not a car wash car wash is a game. They played at the pool party. They played other ones. We didn't catch the name to them. I was getting to it. Can you explain what the car washes Steve? It's where two rows of women face each other basically arms length apart and they're all soapy and sudsy and then they shake their boobs left and right while the men walk between them and it turns into like a car wash and the boobs are like. It's fun to watch. It's all good fun. It's not fun to be in it. I wouldn't know. I wasn't there. You were there. You just weren't in it. Yeah. Yeah, I was in the sun. Yeah, it was in the sun and I was like, hmm, cancer or boobs. I would like to have a pool party at night. A moon party? A moon. Well, it's not a sun party. It's a pool party. But yes, because like the pool's closed at night. There was nothing else really major that happened on day three just connecting. We had agreed to meet the friends we were vibing in the afternoon in the evening but my wife had sea sickness and we burst ourselves in the cabin for a little while and then we got the courage and recovered just enough to go out and find a little nook on the top deck. Looked at the stars for a little while and then even that got too much. So we ended up going back to the cabin again. We really kind of just stayed to ourselves the rest of the day. Unfortunately, there's not a whole lot of spicy juicy story to happen there. So day four was way better. So day four we woke up in St. Martin. We didn't record yesterday because we had appointment to go ziplining in St. Martin early and we didn't know how we were going to get there because we didn't book the excursion through the cruise line. So we had to find our own taxi and we didn't know how long it was going to take to walk through the cruise terminal. So we decided, you know what? It was not a lot that happened on day three. Let's just record it all together the next day. So we just went to breakfast, went to St. Martin and... Getting off the ship was really easy. There was no issues. There was not like an extensive line waiting for a taxi or bus to take us to the ziplining place was a little annoying. Okay. So there's five mega cruise ships in this one little port all kind of docking somehow on the same little pier. So there's this once you get off your ship and you walk through the little... Security point. Come get your trash skis and you're free. Not free alcohol, but your duty free alcohols. Once you get past those little stores you get to where the taxi stands are and it's like a little roundabout area. So it's kind of simple to navigate to. There's this guy and he does a remarkable job of organizing all of these people who want transportation. But it's... He's a little refer only edges. So you just go with patience. He'll tell you where to go. But yeah, we eventually got into a private car and they drove us off to the flying Dutchman which is known as the longest zipline in the world. Wow. It really was incredible. It really was. And I didn't even do the zipline. So we were actually kind of upset about the whole zipline experience. I wasn't. I got my fill. I get that. But I was. We had an appointment. The appointment was 11. We get there 1045. We go up the ski lift. Okay, let's paint the picture a little bit. Because it's the longest zipline in the world. And I don't know if you've ever been to islands before but there's a lot of hills and sometimes mountains involved. So you have to go up a ski lift to the top of a hill or mountain and then up another ski lift to the top of the hill of that one, right? And the ski lift overall, both ski lifts, I guess it took me 25 minutes, really, really slow and peaceful to get to the very top. So you're like looking at all the sides. You can see the distance. You can see the islands in the distance and the sun is baking your pale skin and it's a great experience. Once you get up there, you just take in the sides even more. We actually sat on the stairs because there was a little bit more of a staircase to get to the very tippy top. So we just decided to sit and just connect more and take in the amazing surrounding. So once we got up to go up the stairs, to go to the zipline, we walked down some more stairs and around a corner and saw a crowd of people and we were like, wait, a massive crowd. Where did this crowd come from? Turns out this crowd is managed by one employee who has a paper list and I walk up and like, I have an 11 a.m. appointment and they were like, what is your name? And I said it and they were like, the wait time is two hours and 50 minutes. And we wouldn't even know to go up and talk to this singular management person with the paper list. If another guest didn't tell us, hey, by the way, you have to go put your name on that list. Right. We could have been there waiting for like a line to start disappearing for an hour before we knew about the list. That's leaving this establishment. I have realized that they triple book knowing people are going to leave once they get there because no one is going to wait that long. And we paid for this already. There's no refunds. And they don't care. Well, they don't care. It's also there's no indication that you have to sign your name anywhere. So you will stand at the back thinking there's a line and not knowing there's a list. And well, that's your fault for not knowing. And it was loud out there. There was music. She was like, I'll call you. I'm like, how am I going to hear you? She's like, don't worry. So we hung out for a while. We didn't hear any names being called, but yet we saw people zipping. So I'm like, how are we going to know? Yeah. And the sun was baking us real. And I told him, you know, I've actually gotten my fill. I wanted to see the sites and I literally am seeing the sites. Plus we have to take the 30 minute little skill of down the hill to see more sites. I'm okay if we don't do the zip. But if you want to stay, I'm totally down for that too. I'm not a person to bash people or companies, but I enjoyed nothing of that. So I will say nothing more. All in all, I think it was amazing. So we took the skill effect down. We, oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, here's something else guys. So we arrived in St. Martin on November 11th, which happens to be St. Martin Day. And so there was a parade literally right next to the flying Dutchmen's establishment as we were leaving, it started a rain. So we're all like, cuddle up together with these other cruise terminal people. And they're all getting on this bus, but we have the wrong color wristband. And they're like, oh, you need to have green. And we have purple or whatever color it was. And so my husband just kind of slips them to money and they let us on the bus. But the bus is like half empty. It's like, there's a bunch of people standing outside in the rain. They're all waiting for buses to take them to the terminal where all five cruise ships are. And a bus will come up and they're saying, okay, this bus is for the princess. Right. And so five people get on the bus and everyone stands out in the cold pouring rain. And it's a full size motor coach bus, like a pick one. There's 40 empty seats. And that bus then shuts its door and takes off to the same place. It's dropping off everybody. But because they said this is for princess cruise people only. Why? Why? Why do you do that? My husband is in a mood today. I promise you guys he's been getting nooky. So by the time the next bus came around, he had some money and he slipped some people some money. And so we got on the bus. And because it was empty, and I don't know when thing happened to another, I realized he was getting kind of hard. And I decided to just kind of reach down and put my mind. Well, my wife starts, I'll tell you why. My wife starts like, oh, I can just imagine tonight's going to be so fun. And then you're going to be looking over at me and then she starts painting a little sex picture, you know. Here's the picture. The picture, okay, he's been wanting to take me into the playroom. And the last couple times I've been to the playroom over the last year has him in the bus because my line of sight gives me anxiety, right? So I was telling him, well, maybe if you blindfolded me and took me to the playroom, and then I started like manifest or kind of like imagine what this would be like. And I was like, yeah, I'm actually kind of getting into this. And so that was making him hard. And so I saw that. I was like, okay, well, I'm just going to take a little tasty, tasty down there. And then that's how it happened. What did you just call it? She just called going down on me the tasty, tasty. Tasty tasty. I don't know. Sure. I'm making up my own words or expressions over here. So we finally got back to the cruise ship. As you guys know, we have the Aqua class and the benefit. Oh my gosh, pinky up everybody. There's a couple of bun if it's a private Aqua class and part of it is going to the spa. We went to the sauna. Century. I don't know. It's this place where it's kind of warm and there's these cement tables with tile on it. Stone beds, guys. He did. He did stone beds. Stone beds. The first time I've ever seen one, what was me? There's probably 10 of them. There's three rooms. And then there's three rooms. There's a room that is freezing as cold. It's called the cold room. And there's frosts growing on the walls. There's a room where it's the exact opposite and there's humidity. It's like a sauna. And then there's a room. They call it the aroma room. And it's basically dry air, but kind of warm. And it's gotten aroma of the day. It's like lavender or something. And then on the opposite side of the stone beds, we didn't go in this one. It's your standard cedar infrared sauna. Anyway, so we are in the sauna. There is a beautiful unicorn in there sweating her body's glistening. Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes. No, this was the steamy room, like the super wet hot room. Yeah. And yes, super wet, super hot. And then she's all like, yeah, I just moved to Florida. I'm like, that's where we live. And I'm like, oh, darn, that sounds terrible. We live there. And we made a great connection. And she definitely wanted to meet up with us later. So we agreed to meet up with her later that night. Well, not later that night, later during this cruise. Sure. Because we haven't done it yet, babe. My wife went to the aroma room. I went to the cold room. Yeah, after the wet room, I decided to dry off. And the dry, he wanted to, for some reason, with his wet sweaty body going the cold room. Yes. And I had a unique experience when you get to the point in the sauna room. Where you're like starting to breathe heavy because you're getting exhausted in there, which any doctor would probably tell you you were in there too along already. I went over to the cold freezing room. And after about four minutes of being in that room, my skin had this reaction from the hot to cold environment. And it almost felt like all of my skin contracted at once. And it was a very unique experience. I wouldn't mind seeing if it happened again, or if it was like a fluke or something. I love to go with you over there and do that. So. So we also scrubbed each other up because we got some body scrubs from the spa front desk and showered off. Mm-hmm. Okay, so after the spa we came back to the room, got ready for dinner and had dinner with two sexy couples. They were the people we were hanging out with on day three at the sunset bar. Yes, they were. We had it a great dinner with them and had every intention of meeting them after dinner at the party. The glow party. The glow party. There's just so many options. The glow parties like the epitome of, was that a ding? Cruise announcement going on. Cruise announcements. All right. The glow party is pretty much the lifestyles favorite party on the bliss cruise, right? So the thing about the glow party from me and my wife is we're sensitive to noise and lights. So the glow party. The glow party. You paint the picture. I obviously cannot speak well. It takes some water, babe. Okay, so the glow party is set up out on the pool deck under the stars at night. The pools closed, of course, and all the little lawn chairs and sun beds are pushed away to the sides. So it's dance floor only and everyone is in their glow tire and it's lots of fun and sexy and loud and they have neon lights, not neon lights, laser lights show going on. It's very loud. Everybody is out there. It's that loud where you can't hear the person next to you screaming at you. What we like to do is we like to go to the second step above the dance floor and kind of oversee, like look over and maybe like to do some dances up there and make any connections with people that might be walking through. And so that's what we did for a little while. And then we also explored other areas of the ship. So because we didn't get involved in the glow party on the deck, we never ran into our friends. But what we did do is we went to the solar masters again and ran into some new friends. Yep. We went to the solar masters. We took an alcove, like a... A nook. Like a nook. And there was another couch next to us that was open and available. It didn't take very long sitting there for someone else to come up and sit down and start talking to us. Which was the idea. Which is exactly what we wanted to do. That's why we picked that spot. Yep. Right? So we must have cycled through four different couples within like 40 minutes. And they...you know what's funny? Two of them left for a brief moment. Just like, "Oh, we're going to be right back. We're going to go to the bathroom." And then they left. And then within 30 seconds, a couple like swoops in, sits down like, "Hey, blah, blah, blah." And then you can see the first couple come back and they're kind of like, "Oh." Because there's only spots for one other couple. Oh, yeah. And then so you can see them like, "Oh." And I'm like, "We'll see you guys later. Don't worry." And then... At this time, it's what? Close to midnight? 11, I think. Yeah. That was about the time when you said, "I think I'm crashing." I crashed at one. Okay. So... I went to bed at one. I lasted until one guys. I'm doing so much better than last cruise. The last year's crew was in bed early. Well, I mean, there was a couple nights when you lasted that long actually. Yeah. It was late night for my wife. I asked her, of course, "Do you want to have an opportunity to go solo? Do you want to just hang out with me?" And we just kind of hung out together, socialized. And then I brought her to the cabin. I put her to bed. We had sex. That's how you put me into bed. Yeah. And then... I was on the fence about staying or going out because by that time, it was 2 a.m. And I was like, "Do I go out now?" Because I still am awake. But I kind of maybe feel like there's tiredness at the edge of my consciousness. And I'm like, "Maybe I can tap into that." I kicked him out of the room. I basically said, "Go find trouble." And so I left, obviously. And I messaged some friends and tried to figure out what they were up to. I did run into a few and chatted for a little while. There was just more evidence of couples out there fighting and disagreements. And not seeing eye to eye. And there was just all kinds of that going on. And I'm like, "Why is it that I'm like the one getting exposed to this stuff at like 2 o'clock in the morning?" Like, "What is going on with 2 o'clock and people fighting?" So one thing that I have heard a couple times now, and we're only in the morning of day 5. And this is an 8 day cruise this year, is that this cruise this year, November 25, is so different from the November 24 cruise. There's this energy in the air. There's this disconnect in the air. So we have heard, and I... Different people say this. Yes, different people have complained about this bliss cruise. Not about bliss or any of the entertainment. They're great. They're fantastic. Not even about the people. It is this ship. This ship is a problem for bliss. No. No, no, no. I disagree. Yes. That's not what I was referring to. One couple laid it out and explained why. Okay. You're talking about something different. I was talking about the arguments that people are witnessing. And honestly, I talk it up to Mark Green which are great because it literally is communication issues. But you're talking about the geography of the cruise ship itself. Right. They're saying that the energy on the ship is different because of the ship layout and how the communal areas are. So last year's bliss cruise, there was this promenade that was the area to go to when people were still up past 11, 12, 1, 2 o'clock in the morning. People were still there. They're still mingling. There were still things going on. On this ship, you've got like little tiny areas. You've got the sunset bar. Martini bar. You've got the little Martini bar. You've got all these places that are completely segregated. They are. And so no one can congregate anywhere. And they're saying it's just throwing off like the let's have everyone get together and hang out vibe of the lifestyle people because you know, if you take the 10% remaining that are awake on the cruise ship and then you spread them out to different areas in the ship, like it's harder to connect to people. Plus there's less people on the ship in here because of the smaller ship. But good news guys, the November 26 and the November 27 cruises are on the wonder of the seas, which is the big, big, big ship similar to last year's. So just keep in mind the size of the ship, the levels, what each ship offers. And the beautiful thing about the oasis, which was last year's ship and then the ones coming up is there's the central park hangout area. There's the promenade hangout area. There's the pool decks, which is multiple pools. There's the boardwalk areas. So there's multiple areas. There's the height away on deck seven. Well, that's on this ship. We're talking about the future ones because once people hear this and the sailing will be done. I am so much hope, have so much hope for next year's, it's going to be so much better. You guys should be there. We're going to be there. We're already booked. We are booked for 26. So we will see you then, but we're not done with this sailing yet. It was. Oh, okay. When my husband left and came back, when he was done, like kind of like, booming around or exploring the ship, whatever you want to call it, he woke me up with some sex. It was pretty amazing. I scored it all over his clock twice. Well, that, yes, that did happen. But no, what had happened was it was three something and my wife goes pizza. She sent a message through the, just pizza. That's all it was. I woke up hungry. And so I said, I'm on the way. I'm going to rescue you. I went to the pizza. It was fresh. I put two slices on the plate and I ran back to the cabin. My wife ate and she got really horny, like uncharacteristically horny. I don't know what it is. Something, something got into me. And it didn't stop after sex. It happened again two hours later after we were already sleeping and then it happened again two hours later after we had more sleep. We woke up to it. We woke up this morning and she was like, all about it again. I'm like, what the fuck was in that pizza? I think you like Antigua because Antigua makes me horny. Today guys, we just docked into Antigua, St. John's Antigua, which is obviously Island of the Caribbean. We'll tell you all about that tomorrow when we record. Yeah, that was day three and day four. Anything you like to add before we wrap this up? I'm looking forward to finding trouble with you today and seeing what things we can get it into and areas we can explore. Maybe today's the day I'm blindfolded in the playroom. Or... Or... Find out next time. Tune in. Wait, how does the clothes start? This is your clothes and you forgot? Are you kidding me right now? Be sure to tune in next time to stimulate your mind. Is that how it goes? Stimulate your mind. I'm testing you. I'm just different. I know what stimulates your mind and it's however I want to deliver the ending. So happy you're not. That's your ending. I like the words happy ending. Say that again. Tune in next time to stimulate your mind. Stimulate your mind. Bye guys. Thank you so much for listening to Swingology. I'm truly honored to have you as a listener. If you liked what you've heard, consider subscribing to our podcast. Or connecting with us on social media. The links can be found with the episode show notes. This is Tori Kist reminding you to stimulate your mind.[Music][BLANK_AUDIO]